Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts

Friday, January 4, 2008

The Sage does vichara too o my godddmmm

Saddays the Sage of Arunachala list eeza closed.

Time it happn'd. All these doofers crappin' away. Dun'no how Nan Yar put up with eet. Bunch of pseuds quackin' advaita with that fuguin' mantra "not two not two but look at me look at me and what i know what i know o my godddddddddmmmmmm"

He's got a nouveau secret group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vichara101
dun'no if I should say but you know me. Its serious though deadly serious you need a password an' all sortz o' zhit!!!!!

Seriously he'z ze man.

/\ peez man and chips

Monday, February 19, 2007

How many chakras does it take to make a system?

Dave: I've had problems with my 6th shaakra. It just won't open. There must be a blockage.

Jani: Are you constipated?

Dave: No. Not that kind of blockage. I mean the energy seems unable to flow.

Jani: What energy?

Dave: You know - Kundalini energy - the serpent power.

Jani: I see. You understand these things do you?

Dave: Of course I do. You know that I hold regular courses for seekers.

Jani: Sorry, it had slipped my mind. Which version do you teach?

Dave: The true version.

Jani: How many cakras do you teach in this system?

Dave: Everyone knows that there are seven shaakras.

Jani: Sorry, I did not mean to betray my ignorance, however if I may point something out...

Dave: Of course, please do, if it is pertinent to my problem.

Jani: I believe it may be very pertinent.
If by "true version" you mean the original version then you are mistaken. There is an 'original' system (Matsyendranatha's transmission) which lists only six cakras. The seven cakra system is believed to be a later interpolation, as are the nine, twelve and twenty seven cakra systems. Now... which 'true' system do you 'teach'?

Dave: The one I read about.

Jani: And which one is that?

Dave: I have no idea. It just seemed to make sense.

Jani: Often, when we join the 'new age' dots, things seem to make sense [pretty patterns], don't they!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Desire the Unattainable

Fervently desire the unattainable otherwise all that you will find will be that which you expect... and that which you expect can only be relative fiction - never absolute truth. Those who find, and are content with, that, which they expect, believing it to be absolute, are responsible for the preponderance of the various schools of thought. A little bit of relative fiction mistaken for the whole truth all too soon expands into a plethora of superstitious ideas. Although the original founder of a particular school may abide in truth, the followers, in their enthusiasm to attain the state of the founder, often stop short without breaking free of their very own fictional Idea-I.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Jani's morning meditation

Jani sat down and made himself comfortable. The gentle sound of the nearby stream, which was located a short walk downhill, and to the left, unseen, behind some bushes, washed over him. He sat, content, concentrating on the cleansing sound. Suddenly, quail song (Ophrysia superciliosa), a shrill whistle, cut through the sruti note of the mountain stream, as the perpetrator fluttered quickly downhill to join the rest of his gang for the usual day's foraging. The quail flew downhill every morning to forage, in leisurely fashion, for seed and insects, while walking back up the hill to roost.

ekam jnanam nityam adyantashunyam
yad bhedo'sminn indriyopadhina

"jnana is one. It is eternal. It is without beginning or end.
That there is division in this world is because of the limitation of the senses."